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So the past few weeks were days where I chose to drive on the roads in my little vroom vroom.

Road experience hasn't been very unpleasant, but there are just some little incidents I think I must share here.



The Truck Uncles and the Lorry Ah Peks
They decide to turn F1 drivers, and take up the the second lanes of the expressways. Given their limits, as much as they try on the accelerators, the speed limit is still contained at the S-L-O-W speed, but they choose to ignore and hog on the roads, with their cements, sand, rubbish, oh-whatever.

Kiss-my-arse drivers
Simply love to sneak behind my butt on the roads. Ok, I do not have the confidence to fly at 110km when the road's crowded (anyway, it's really a waste of petrol when you still have to hit the brake peddle ever so often). So I'm civic minded and drive on the centre lane. Still, these kiss-my-arse still wants to smell my butt and can't mind their own business.

Ang Moh Drivers
These Ang Mohs always enjoy driving their cars on the roads, showing off and totally impatient to other road users. They think their little BMWs are THE expensive cars they've owned (perhaps they really are, oh poor thing!). They horn, screech, tailgate and are the worst drivers on the roads. Even for our Taxi Uncles, I think they are much better.

And if you are an Ang Moh living in Singapore and reading this, let me tell you, sit up and accept the Singapore culture if you want to survive here. You use our roads, built with our tax money, and if you think you can get away by bullying Singaporean drivers, I suggest you pack your bag and go back to your country. To begin with, if you are so great and mighty, you might have just stick your arse at home rather than coming to other countries to make a living.

You seem to forget the world now belongs to the Chinese, you Ang Mohs are yesterdays' passe.

Wake up, you Chao Ang Mohs!