Saturday, January 10, 2009

S the Ass - The Trouble-Maker

I have a neighbour who is a trouble maker.

Just this evening, she literally surveyed the carpark (all the parking lots are just right in front of the units and made it very easy for her to do this) and picked out two of our friends' cars who are not supposed to be parked at the residents' lot. 

I understand by right they should have parked at the visitors' lots, but to begin with, the resident's lots are not full! 

These is the list of things I know she'd done.

(1) Carpark Warden - she patrols the carpark and identifies which car parks cross the parking line, or that there are visitors who park their cars into lots meant for residents. Mind you, we have many resident's parking lots here and it's not fully taken up. Whenever she sees it, she calls the Guard House to complain. 

(2) She complains that the Ang Moh kids are too noisy, playing at the garden near her unit. So, kids, sorry, S (or Ass) The Trouble Maker says NO to your playing. Now I understand why you kids have been playing dangerously on the road instead. 

(3) She insists the Security Guards must petrol around her vicinity FOR HER SECURITY. Otherwise, she will COMPLAIN again.

(4) She insists the Security Guards clock their time and appear at the unit opposite her at a particular time so that she knows they are not loafing.

(5) She expects the Security Guards appear at the gate whenever she passes through to welcome her. 

And the list goes on. 

Because of her expectations, no one is willing to continue their services for the estate.

For your information, I've just moved in here for 1 month after renting out. Prior to that, I've heard from my girlfriend who used to have a unit here, talking about this Mad Woman (Yes, Pearl, now it's my turn!).

Latest news is that the Ang Moh community is coming together to fight her against "sanction-against-kids-playing-at-garden" rule. 

This is exciting. And I think I'm going to do something about it too. Feel free to comment and throw ideas on how to deal with such a wasting being who is making life for everyone else miserable just because she herself is one. 

Lao Aunty S-The Ass, firstly, what rights do you have to insist our security guards pay special attention to only your unit when you pay as much as us on the monthly maintenance fee. If you think you want such personalised service, go save money and buy a landed property. You can have all the security and controls you want. 

Oh yes, and wait till I join the next MC Meeting. 

6 comments:

Sunshine Gal said...

haha if my memory serves me right her name's Jessie? I believe she's on the MC that's why she think she got "power".
Oh at the MC meetings, you better go with the patience of a saint. For one it last approx 6 hrs and this aunty together with the other aunties will spend half the time talking about gardening.
One day I'll tell you the funny story about how one of her ang moh neighbour took "revenge" on her after getting sick of all her complaints.

deLuxique said...

Thought it's Sally?!

I want to ask them where they keep their reserves. I'm sure I have the rights to read the books as a resident.

Sunshine Gal said...

oh yea yea, Sally! haha
I've a resident bitch in my estate as well and her name's Jessie.
When you see Sally please remind her of my dear Angel whom she hates cos angel had a weird tendency of picking to shit near her car! (of all cars, it has to be hers!) Of cos if it's HER car, I tend not to pick it up hahahha. It really infuriated her!


Actually at the AGM the MC is obliged to circulate the latest audited accounts.
Since you're new to the estate and probably won't have attended the last AGM, yes you are entitled to ask for a copy.

Ps. you'll realise that TP is extremely RICH. I think they've something like a few million bucks in the sinking fund.

deLuxique said...

I was so angry that day and said out loud at night she should be the one moving and our guards said actually many residents said that too. Wahaha!!

Sunshine Gal said...

oh but sally got her gang of other aunties supporting her. You see them in the evenings taking walks around the estate in their housecoats!
Housecoats that look like made from recycled bedsheets.

deLuxique said...

Since when I'm afraid of aunties? Each time I look at them, I feel for their insecurities. They look at you with that doubtful eyes like you're going to harm them anytime. I think I bumped into her today. She keeps this short typical auntie hair right? She said HELLO to our Porsche man this morning.